Archive for January, 2007

30
Jan

Snows of winters past, present and future

Hi Vincent,

Glad to see you’re checking this out, and in honour of that, this one’s for you.

So you were back in Grenoble over the holidays, eh? I can’t believe it’s been almost a quarter-century since we spent a year haunting the halls of Université de Grenoble III. It’s a wonder how we managed to cram the French language into our heads between tennis games, skiing trips, late-night crawls and a fear-and-loathing road trip to the 1983 Cannes film festival, but at least we paid enough attention in class to catch the drift of the snow report on the radio early one morning when it said, “40 centimetres de poudreuse aux Deux Alpes ce matin…” and, putting our enthusiasm for sitting through another droning grammar class on the imperfect subjunctive on hold for just one more day, came away with this memory:

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I know what you mean about the sorry state of the European winter this year and how awful it must have looked three weeks ago atop Alpe d’Huez midst rocks and grass and nary a flake in sight. But you have to remember that over here, winter has been lagging behind even in the best of years. At St. Anton only last year, we got dumped on so heavily one morning, something like 110 cm, the whole valley was at a complete standstill for most of the day.

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That was in the middle of March. We’ve already booked for a couple of weeks there again this year, so since it’s still a few weeks away, there’s still a lot of time for the snow to pile up. But even if the skiing isn’t that great, we still have lots to do. We’ll be in a quiet little Dorf called Pettneu far away from the ski circus of St Anton. Our Little Red-Haired Girl is as crazy about odourous, oversized farm animals as she is about skiing, so last year when she found out on arrival that a dozen dairy cows were in the barn out back, she was in heaven. Home for the day she’d doff her ski suit, wolf down some chocolate, haul on the horribly smelly cowshed duds we insisted she keep on the balcony, then bound outside again to go nurse the three calves she more or less adopted for two weeks. The innkeeper / farmer was happy, we were happy, and we’re staying in the same place again this year.

So maybe you can bring your snowboard over here next year and you could teach this old curmudgeon some new ways to wiggle down the hill. Not only have I STILL never tried snowboarding, I have yet to even hop on the carving bandwagon. Still hanging on to some 205 cm racing boards I picked up from a dealer three years ago - probably the last of their kind, because you don’t see them anymore. An elderly instructor last year took one look at what I was using, took off his glove, shook my hand, called me a hero, and invited me to ski with his group just to show them a short guy could make long ones turn.

From the flatlands over to you,

Ian

© 2007 lettershometoyou

23
Jan

London: Fast times with an old friend.

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Dear Bros o’ mine,

Just came back from five days/ four nights in London! As you know I was there with Laddie in the summer of 1980 at the start of my European /Mideast Year of Backpacking Folly, but it all seemed so unfamiliar, I wonder what we DID for the whole week back then except dodge flying pigeons at Trafalgar Square and Piccadilly Circus, try to look cool and pretend the drugs we scored weren’t mixed with straw and camel dung. This time I was with my friend T. from Los Angeles. She had this amazing flight deal, something like 250 US round trip. I blasted in from Hamburg after she’d been there a few days scouting things out.

She wasn’t wearing fluffy pink but she did pack her rechargeables, running me ragged from one museum to another historic monument to another cathedral to another. Still, we didn’t rush from place to place. We got up early and stayed out late, savouring the atmosphere wherever we were until it was time to move on.

Highlights included St Paul’s Cathedral (went right up to the top) The British Museum (aka Spoils of the Parthenon we’re keeping them nya-nya nyah) Tate Modern (swooshing down spiraling silver slides five storeys high) The Churchill Museum in the basement of Whitehall which includes the actual war rooms, map rooms including wall maps of all war theatres complete with little Hitler cartoons showing him getting crushed, etc, Churchill bedrooms, Churchill museum, the works - it was extremely evocative of the times and most excellently displayed - Big Ben and Westminster Cathedral and Abbey, The Savoy Hotel, the restrooms in which I had a nice err… rest, the National Gallery, Kensington Palace (Lady Di dresses, Princess Margaret apartments, kings and knights in bed) shopping for delicacies at Harrod’s and Fortnum and Mason which added tons to my baggage weight, not to mention purchases at used book shops and a comic book shop where I loaded up on a half-dozen Asterix and Obelix cartoon books in English for The Little Red-haired Girl.

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Our hotel was right near Goodge Street underground stop. You of course remember that scratchy Tom Northcott 45 we played over and over called Sunny Goodge Street? How we always thought that one line went “sugar chocolate machine” and we could never figure out what it was all about? How innocent we were! It’s written by Donovan (can’t find an MP3 by Northcott so the Donovan one will have to do) and actually goes like this:

On the firefly platform
on sunny Goodge Street
a violent hash-smoker
shook a chocolate machine
involved in an eating scene.

No hash, no pipes, not even a sugar chocalate machine, but Starbucks *has* managed to do violence to the cityscape. There must be about 800 of them in central London alone.

At Harrod’s I should mention we made the effort to find the basement shrine of Dodi and Di, probably the tackiest display of dead-star kitsch you are ever likely to see. Below the fading portraits of the ill-fated pair framed in swirly bird-like faux-aurium gew-gaws stands the same wine glass Her Royal Histrionics last used before she decided to go for her famous late-night spin much to the financial gain of London florists and purveyors of heart-shaped balloons and teddy bears for weeks thereafter. The contents have since dessicated to a cloudy film reminiscent of the spider web mould you might come across in that tub at the back of the fridge I bet you’ve noticed but been avoiding the last couple of weeks.

For dinner we had Chinese the first night, Indian the second, Lebanese the third and Italian the fourth. To give you a rough idea of how expensive everything is, a simple 330 ml bottle of beer in a restaurant will set you back eight Canadian dollars, an average dinner for two including tip without dessert or fancy extras will cost between 70 and 80 bucks. Lucky we only had to snack on nibblies for lunch because our hotel had full English breakfast (bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, oven-roasted tomatoes and Spam, fried mushrooms, baked beans and Spam, assorted breads, croissants, cereal, yogurt and Spam, Spam, Spam and jam, marmalades and Spam. And a bit of toast.)

To get around we took the tube. I had heard all the horror stories of how horribly slow, unreliable, hot, crowded and Generally Not A Good Time it is, but we had no problems whatsoever beyond getting stuck walking through a narrow passageway behind some piss-soaked wino where I almost hurled, and on the very last ride on our last night, tired and heavily laden from shopping, we had to change to another line because the train we wanted was stopped for signals a few stations down the line. Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble! On the last day we’d also tried to get theatre tickets, hoping to see Spam-a-Lot or what-not, but the ones we wanted to see weren’t discounted and the regular price tickets started at around 140 - 150 Canadian.

What struck me most about the general atmosphere is how crowded it is, almost like Hong Kong at certain times of day, but with everyone carrying 50% more bulk and height. The people don’t walk on the street so much as trot or run, and you’re as likely to hear Russian, Polish, Spanish, French, Arabic or Hebrew on the street as you are English. Most people you see are young - in their twenties and thirties, have a cellphone glued to their ears or failing that, an iPod, and dress fairly well, though not overly so. We played an easy game of spot-the-banker as pin-striped suits carrying umbrellas and briefcases busied themselves thither and yon, and though I didn’t see a bowler hat there is a tiny little hat shop tucked in the street behind St. James church the display of which looked as if it hadn’t been dusted since the last time felt hats were an essential part of a man’s wardrobe.

As soon as I figure out how to load pics onto this thing, you’ll get a few. If you want to see about 20 of London on my flickr site(plus more of South Africa and Djerba) you already have my permission.

love,

Ian

© 2007 lettershometoyou

19
Jan

The loneliness of the long-distance expat

I’ve called this blog Letters Home to You because I plan to write in a style reminiscent of one of my favourite activities: letter-writing. Some will read like letters to Mom, some like letters to one or both of my brothers, some will be letters to my dear friends T, M, M, F, R, or D, all of whom live one hell of a long way away from where I do now.

This is the loneliness of the long-distance expat. Having left behind my home province of British Columbia, Canada 17 ago, I’ve lived for longer periods in Quebec, Hong Kong, and now Hamburg, Germany. At each stop along the way, life developed, friendships grew, some have stayed, some withered away. But those who have stayed with me, will always be with me. I think that’s because they grew in a time when communication near or far took place the old-fashioned way: telephone, face-to-face or pen to paper.

But we now live in an age where very few people write by hand anything more poetic or noteworthy than a shopping list. We write text messages in crypto-shorthand, bursts on an email text line, one-word answers to complicated questions, rapidity and accessibility replacing contemplation, reflection, time for thoughts to ripen and from that, ink to flow. I realise I can’t turn back the clock. The task of taking out sheets of paper, writing a letter in longhand, writing out the address, fishing stamps out of a drawer for a combination to make one euro and 70 cents to Hong Kong, the US or Canada which the German post office can’t seem to stock so I’m always scrounging around for an extra 10-cent stamp somewhere… affixing stamps to envelope, remembering to leave letter by the door, head out to find the post box… It has taken on the scale, planning and execution of an art project, with similar results: stunned silence. Who writes letters any more?

I do. If I haven’t written in a while, now’s the time to catch up.Ian

© 2007 lettershometoyou




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