03
May
08

if facebook were real life

My Facebook usage has followed a path typical of millions:

Curiosity.

Sign-up.

Enthusiasm.

Disappointment.

Boredom.

Scrabulous.

Yep. After eight months, all I ever use it for is to play Scrabulous. Why? This will give you a clue. Enjoy.


16 Responses to “if facebook were real life”


  1. 1 Jul May 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    I love that video.

    I think I’m caught somewhere between boredom and disappointment myself.

  2. 2 ian in hamburg May 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Hi Jul… so do want to play Scrabulous? :-)

  3. 3 charlotteotter May 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Me too. Wanna play?

  4. 4 Wandering Coyote May 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    For some reason, I cannot access the video.

    But, like you, I mainly use Facebook for Scrabulous, and I have to admit that I love it! I do do quite a bit of communicating through Facebook, too, but it’s the Scrabulous I’m really there for!

  5. 5 ian in hamburg May 3, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Charlotte - yes!

    W Coyote - it’s showing up well in Firefox, and even IE works. Maybe give it another shot?

  6. 6 cartooncat May 4, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    I’ve come to the conclusion that Scrabulous is the only killer app for facebook….or at least it seems to be the only thing anyone actually uses these days.

    What does everyone else do when they receive an email saying they’ve been superpoked, or their funwall’s been written on… or whatever? Delete the email unread? Right!

  7. 7 ian in hamburg May 4, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    Absolutely, cat. It is so fiddly, so overloaded with crap and meaningless drivel as to render actual communication practically impossible.

  8. 8 azahar May 5, 2008 at 12:39 am

    That video is hilarious. And also confirms that the only reason I keep Farcebook going is to play scrabulous with ian and a few others. It is just otherwise such a load of crap.

    Oh, and I think it’s your turn, ian. Make the most of it as I seem to have ALL the stupid vowels…

  9. 9 alwaysthatgirl May 5, 2008 at 6:59 am

    Brilliant!!! Ian. You have no idea how close to home that is. :-)

  10. 10 ian in hamburg May 5, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Az: and I have all the stupid one-point consonants! We should swap half with each other. :-)

    thatgirl: I’m glad my grandmother passed on long before I got a chance to poke her.
    On facebook.

  11. 11 alwaysthatgirl May 5, 2008 at 10:53 am

    LMAO….Ian. :-)

  12. 12 nursemyra May 5, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    I don’t think i would have the time for blogging, facebooking and scrabulishing….though I suppose if i gave up cooking or going to work or something else….

  13. 13 couldabeen May 5, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Facebook is also good for politics.

  14. 14 earlgreyrooibos May 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    I actually got bored with Scrabulous, believe it or not . . .

  15. 15 CN Heidelberg May 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Ugh, Superpoke, Funwall, and Superwall must die!

  16. 16 beaverboosh May 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    Hey, I am not big on that sort of thing so set up my profile with absolute rubbish. I get messages from my connections on the 25th of December wishing me a Happy Birthday saying ‘I didnt’ know you were born at Disneyworld in Orlando!’ You think with hobbies like spoon bending and an education from Bumfuck University they would work it out!

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