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New listing: a Christmas real estate deal you don’t want to miss

Now showing in Hamburg Estates, this one-bedroom, one-bath bungalow is the perfect starter home for a growing family.

Character is going to be your first impression when you view this completely new home located close to downtown Hamburg.  Built from the ground up using the best German-Canadian craftsmen with the finest materials and techniques.

Features include new electrical and plumbing, high-fructose roof and siding, new bathroom with clawfoot tub, new paint inside and out and an easy rental suite conversion in full above-ground basement, whatever the hell that is.  Spacious back-yard! Call to view.  Offer expires at Christmas.  Or whenever one of us gets hungry.


19 Responses to “New listing: a Christmas real estate deal you don’t want to miss”


  1. December 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Absolutely the most creative presentation of a Gingerbread House EVER.

    I like starting the morning with a good laugh, and I got it this morning!

  2. December 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Yes, Christina, and very crunchy!

    Glad you started your day off with a laugh, Linda.

  3. December 7, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    When I got the subscription email (sans pictures) I nearly sent this to my daughter who is looking for a new place. LOL Glad I clicked first. :D

  4. December 7, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    It might be a tight squeeze, I admit.

  5. December 7, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    No words can accurately describe the awesomeness of this post!

  6. 8 hmunro
    December 7, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    High-fructose roof and siding! Ha, ha! You’ve outdone yourself with this one, Ian.

  7. December 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Hahahahaha. Awesome. If you’d put some wheels on it I might have been interested. ;)

  8. December 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Are you trying to attract Hansel and Gretel?

  9. December 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Are the reindeer included?

  10. December 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Michael, I was WAITING for someone to mention that. This being Germany and all…

    And yes, good Nurse, the reindeer are included. You’ll have to pack away the mess, though.

  11. December 8, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    That’s a pretty sweet deal! I’ll take it! If only I could have a house this colorful in real life…sure would be fun. I love the added effect of the tree and the deer family.

  12. December 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Hello Sarah,
    That was my daughter’s idea!
    She was also the chief engineer in charge of cutting to the Joy of Cooking’s exact architectural blueprints.

  13. December 11, 2011 at 12:48 am

    I love this post. :) Your daughter is a creative architect.

  14. 16 buy a house Rosedale
    January 9, 2012 at 11:16 am

    What a cute design. Its as if i am in a dream. How is that snow made? Its a new concept for me. Great article.

  15. January 9, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Hey, buy a house Rosedale. Hand on heart now: you’re not a spammer, are you? :)


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