10. Great bread
9. Great beer
7. Smack in the centre of Europe
5. So relaxed, you can plainly see a man’s butt and a woman’s cooter in an advertisement for gasoline on free-to-air public television at five in the afternoon, and nobody bats an eyelash.
(Best observed in HQ. Believe me, I’ve tested it. Looks like a cooter to me.)
4. Try that in the States. They freak out if so much as a wardrobe malfunctions.
3. Or if you mention sex.
2. Or cooters.
1. So there.
Disclaimer: Any complaints as to difficulty in hitting the pause button at just the right spot as well as the humorous quality or political correctness of this post can be addressed to Angela Merkel, The Chancellery, Berlin.