Merkel lines on bin Laden

They say that bin Laden
Got shot through the noggin
Flown to the Arabian Sea.
Wrapped in a shroud as white as a cloud
And dumped overboard.  Now he’s just shark sushi.

In New York, in DC, when they heard the news
They flew to the places Al Qaeda had burned.
And crowed out so loud, so long, and so proud
Bin Laden is Dead!  But the news cycle churned

And in reaction, Frau Merkel, said she,
Was glad that bin Laden was as dead as can be.
Poor ol’ Frau Merkel, her words didn’t fit.
You just can’t say that.  It’s un-Christian, you twit.

But if she’d have said she’s sorry he’s dead
I suppose they’d be calling right now for her head.

So here’s some advice for dear Angie to take,
Reflecting on all that’s come in its wake,
Better to say in a roundabout way – just to keep the judges at bay
I’m pleased that he’s no longer able to harm

Or just keep your mouth shut.
Works like a charm.

10 Responses to “Merkel lines on bin Laden”

  1. May 12, 2011 at 6:18 am

    “…works like a charm.”

    Charm. Now there is a useful word for Mrs. Merkel.

  2. 3 Tony Ryals
    May 13, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Angela Merkel gets small dose of her own medicine
    Too funny that Angela ‘Naked Shorts’ Merkel gets caught up in the very same law she uses to harrass German dissenters who don’t agree with her or even official Holocaust death estimates.Usually those found guilty of such an unthinkable thought crime in Germany get almost the same amount of years as if they’d commited the crime they commented on.Ha.

    I thought she should have gone to jail for lieing about Euro bonds being (ha),’naked shorted’,but instead Germany gets the NYSE franchise for lieing about naked short selling bringing down the market.Just like her fellow and Barack Obama et.al.’s terrorist ally Sheikh Mohamed Al Rashid bin Maktoum who got over 20%+ ownership of the former U.S.NASDAQ – all because his country has hosted untold money laundering for the likes of Slick Dick Cheney and his Haliburton mafia happily ensconced in that ‘democratic’ Arab alley’s kingdom of Dubai.Also that Sheik(Mohammed Al Rashid binMaktoum) who we all adore(certainly Bill Clinton and the Bush family do) and his Kingdom or Shiekdom or whatever of Dubai is the one who allowed the $100,000 to be sent by the infamously tortured Kalid Sheik Mohamed from on to Venice,Florida for Mohamed Atta(of Germany fame),who was training at Jeb Bush’s pal Wally Hilliard’s terrorist flight training school by two Dutch,Holland or Netherlands boys(Rudi Dekkers and Arne Kruithof) at Huffman Aviation in Venice,Florida..

    The 9/11 Commission report,or whitewash,mentions Atta cashing that substantial cashiers check at the Kwik-Chek in Venice,Florida but omits mention of Makram Chams who was the owner of that Kwik-Chek .As it turned out Mr.Makram Chams,a Lebanese American ‘gentleman’ turns out to have been an employee of of the military industrial Titan Corp of San Diego now owned by Level-3 Corporation who did so well in the military indudtrial private sector and even played a role at Abu Ghraibe.I presume Angela was pleased about that as well…just too shy to admit it.

    Anyways it just goes on and on……..:


    German Chancellor Angela Merkel Nackt:9/11,ICTS International, U.S. SEC, Agora Inc.,James Dale Davidson’s Naked Short Selling Lie
    Submitted by Tony Ryals Fri, 06/18/2010

    Merkel supports the fraudulent naked short selling claims of far right criminal stock fraud operators coincidentally with Beltway or Washington, D.C. and probable CIA connections,(called NCANS or National Coalition Against Naked Shorting),that gave its address as Cheetah Club lap dance joint in Las Vegas and that has registered their worthless shares on the German exchanges for years with not a word of complaint from Angela Merkel previously(nor presently) ! Patrick Byrne of Overstock.com is son of Geico billionaire Jack Byrne who is connected to Warren Buffett…

    nackt in german means naked

    Leerverkauf in German means short selling

    Put them together and what do you get ? ‘Naked Short Selling’ !,German
    Chancelloress Angela Merkel’s favorite subject(ha) and also a term created and popularized in American english by U.S.government protected far right penny stock criminals and money launderers.
    Maybe someone should call Interpol….

  3. 5 tomtom
    August 7, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    @Tony Ryals

    You should also mention, that Angela M. is NOT the chancellor of Germany, she is ONLY managing director of a non-governmental organization in Germany.

    According to Sigmar Gabriel – SPD (consequently: Germany is not a state)

    And watch this “Germany has no real government” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBWKmBCcLYE

  4. 7 tomtom
    August 8, 2011 at 9:49 am


    you are right, the markets rules the world, but in German we have a more than difficult situation. I don’t know how well you’re informed about the fact, that there is NO real government in Germany and that’s more than dangerous for the whole world. There are plenty informations available on this topic (all in German) watch this out (for example: Deutschland ist kein Staat, Die Jahrhundertlüge, Deutschland hat keinen Friedensvertrag, alle Gesetze ohne Geltungsbereich, Die Euro-Lüge – you have to know, that especially in case of the Euro the German situation is strange.)

    But otherwise Germany is a beautiful country and when we finally get a peace treaty, a real constitution and can elect a real government is everything even better🙂

    Maybe all this sounds strange for you, but – sadly – it’s the true😦

  5. 9 tomtom
    August 8, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    For example:

    It would rule law and order.
    Laws would be respected.
    Before the law all would be equal.

    It would again be justice and the people would decide.

    There would be no more exploitation … and so on.

    • August 8, 2011 at 9:01 pm

      That’s pretty vague stuff, and I could argue that it’s the way it is now. I can’t cross the street without someone bitching at me to wait for the red light – Germans respect the law only too well!🙂
      And as for everyone being equal before the law – hah! Do you really think that a bum on the street gets the same treatment as a banker in a silk suit? Not in this republic, and not in the one you plan to have, unless you’re suggesting… well, just what ARE you suggesting?

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