While I recover from a bad ski injury – sure to be blogged about because I now have a lot of time to lie around the house – I thought I’d clean out my draft post drawer. Much easier than cleaning out your sock drawer.
Here’s one that’s been sitting around for a bit.
One of the wonderful things wretched bloggers get to look forward to every once in a while is a look at the dashboard behind the pretty facade to find a fresh batch of search terms to ponder. Over the years – just check that sidebar – the anonymous masses have entered quite a selection of terms into the great algorithmic storm that is Google, but that list is getting a little dusty. An update is long overdue.
Adolf Hitler is my idle
No doubt our homophonically challenged goose-stepper was on the prowl for fodder to shore up his twisted worldview. I wouldn’t be surprised if the image that popped up on his screen was either that of a flatulent Führer overflowing the throne, or of the swastika-splashed chess set we came across in an alleyway windowshop in Istanbul.
Say. No. More!
Snake eats man
No, it doesn’t! Snake eats cat, though. For the longest time I thought it was a little dog hanging out of the business end of that 6-foot long reptile an old girlfriend and I nearly stumbled over while out on a hike in the wild northeastern pathways of Hong Kong. It took a commenter to point out the little feline paws.
Cheerleader shits herself
Ewww… But in the interest of truth and openness, it must be included. The search for inspirational incontinence may have failed this time, but this blog’s cheerleader photos still get lots of viewers:
dutch chicks ice skating naked
You will never find this, ever, so stop looking. Dutch people take their ice skating far too seriously to be caught sliding around the windmills bare-assed to the wind. But googling ice skating holland usually brings up at least two or three of my photos, including this one…
…which one blogger recently saw fit to steal without attribution, a link back, or so much as a fuck you, sucker. Bloggers like that should be banished to myspace. At least she had the decency to take it down when I complained.
i think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us- calvin and hobbes
Sometimes I read over old posts and can’t recognise the person who wrote it. Have things changed that much in six years?